So I gave one of the shirts to my niece who goes to college here, liberal arts major. She wore it around campus with pride, and got many comments on it. Nobody ignored it, they all cocked their heads and tried to figure out what it meant. The favorite comment was from a middle-aged lady who said "Oh, of course. How else would a dolphin get around on land?"
Oh, and my niece (and me) are anxiously awaiting the next several designs. I'm ready to spread the love.
Norm, could I pay extra and get mine made in 2XLT's? I don't need the fatness, but if I throw that shirt in the dryer I'll quickly be showing my hairy midriff.

I've found the XLT doesn't even always do it. That's the problem with being a tall, dark and handsome man. (For all you single ladies out there.)