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Dead Deer in a Clown Suit

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Dead Deer in a Clown Suit

Postby tastycakes on Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:53 am

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33229752/ns/us_news-weird_news/

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - You'll never see this clown in the circus. Animal control officers in Sioux City, Iowa, say someone dressed a dead deer in a clown suit and wig and put it on a family's porch.

Officers suspect it was a prank, considering Halloween is approaching, but they say it's not funny, safe or acceptable.

The deer was discovered Wednesday morning.
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Animal Control Officer Jake Appel says leaving a dead animal is immature and illegal. He says officers will dispose of the deer properly.

Sioux City police have not opened an investigation.

Why, DEAR GOD WHY, are there no pics of this?
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Re: Dead Deer in a Clown Suit

Postby StalinSays on Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:07 am

tastycakes wrote:Why, DEAR GOD WHY, are there no pics of this?


Seriously!
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Re: Dead Deer in a Clown Suit

Postby strawman on Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:02 am

Considering it's MSNBC, here's the picture:

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Re: Dead Deer in a Clown Suit

Postby m_a_kelly on Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:33 am

Bambi meets Bozo. Bozo and Bambi like one another. A lot. Months later, Bambi delivers a stillborn monster so hideous, the parents leave it on the doorstep of the geekiest people in town.
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