The Drabblecast

Adam-
"Ah hell no I aint touchin' no mer-baby..."
- The One That Got Away by J. Alan Pierce

"'Good Lord!' he cried in frustrated indignation, and turned to Carla to deliver a coffee-fueled lecture on why that guy was an asshole,"
- I-81 by Luke Coddington


normsherman-

"It's important to stay as close as one can to the floor...that much I can say for sure"
- Next Stop

"Be careful with that! It's got all my animated porn in it!"
-Morton

"I don't mean to brag- but I've always been pretty good with the ladies, and it wasn't long before I had said all the right things and seduced the stump-tailed F.L.I.M. into steaming, naseating coitus."
-Mouse by Oscar Jackson

"I sure as hell hope ONE of you is writing this down!" growled Emperor Zervonia.
-Code Brown by Dermot Glennon

Lindsey Anderson
"And he knew that the woman would triumph, always, as she triumphed now."
--Sredni Vashtarby Saki

Does it count if it's from one of your intros or outros, norm? If so, I nominate the following:

"She's just been gouged by a massive sperm sword." - Dr. O'Shea

I also like;

"We need to wash you off and destroy your pants!"

Your sticks and stones may break my bones, and your flamethrowers may burn me; but only direct headshots ultimately concern me.