Norm shared this with me earlier. And I wish he hadn't. But like Samara's tape in The Ring, if I don't make copies of the link placenta bear will come out of the computer monitor and O' face me to death.
::: shudders ::::
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Don't Hug Teddy!
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Don't Hug Teddy!
by StalinSays on Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:54 pm
http://www.inhabitots.com/2009/10/01/doing-it-for-the-kids-design-exhibition-placenta-teddy-bear/
Norm shared this with me earlier. And I wish he hadn't. But like Samara's tape in The Ring, if I don't make copies of the link placenta bear will come out of the computer monitor and O' face me to death.
::: shudders ::::
Norm shared this with me earlier. And I wish he hadn't. But like Samara's tape in The Ring, if I don't make copies of the link placenta bear will come out of the computer monitor and O' face me to death.
::: shudders ::::
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Re: Don't Hug Teddy!
by Phenopath on Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:40 pm
Mommy, can I have a plancenta bear? Can I? Can I?
This is clearly a very unique and personal craft item. However, the mass market toy could be producted in volume from farmed bear placenta.
This is clearly a very unique and personal craft item. However, the mass market toy could be producted in volume from farmed bear placenta.
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Re: Don't Hug Teddy!
by strawman on Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:00 am
The placenta is like our lungs and kidneys for nine months. Shouldn't be treated like some lowly foreskin. This bear is a great idea.
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Re: Don't Hug Teddy!
by zZzacha on Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:20 pm
My face is making an eew-face and I can't say anything other than "eew". Well, and of course the words I'm typing now, I can express that. But other than that: eew.
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Re: Don't Hug Teddy!
by alhilton on Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:20 pm
Appauling.
But why stop there? As strawman pointed out, the male child's foreskin could be added, perhaps as the bear's tail. As the kid looses teeth, they could become buttons on the bear's front. Each haircut could add fur...
I'm having ideas for a Pseudopod story.
But why stop there? As strawman pointed out, the male child's foreskin could be added, perhaps as the bear's tail. As the kid looses teeth, they could become buttons on the bear's front. Each haircut could add fur...
I'm having ideas for a Pseudopod story.
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Re: Don't Hug Teddy!
by Mr. Tweedy on Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:27 pm
It seems disgusting, yet it is completely logical. You can totally picture a culture that does this, and it wouldn't seem gross in that context.
I thought Al Gore could market these, since it's "green," and then I realized it was a pun: Gore Bear.
I thought Al Gore could market these, since it's "green," and then I realized it was a pun: Gore Bear.
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Re: Don't Hug Teddy!
by StalinSays on Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:27 pm
The culture that exists within the family from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, yes. Or *plug* *plug* this week's Drabblecast (134)!
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Re: Don't Hug Teddy!
by normsherman on Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:35 am
Haha-- *high fives Bo*
This Teddy grossness value, to me, largely depends on it's weight. If that puppy was solid/heavy...holy crap, I might vomit thinking about it. If it's just a casing...well, it's like sausage. Fill that lil fella with jello not only will it be more cuddleable, but it'll make me puke everywhere.
This Teddy grossness value, to me, largely depends on it's weight. If that puppy was solid/heavy...holy crap, I might vomit thinking about it. If it's just a casing...well, it's like sausage. Fill that lil fella with jello not only will it be more cuddleable, but it'll make me puke everywhere.
"Give us all some Jelly"
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Re: Don't Hug Teddy!
by strawman on Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:52 am
alhilton wrote:Appauling.
But why stop there? As strawman pointed out, the male child's foreskin could be added, perhaps as the bear's tail. As the kid looses teeth, they could become buttons on the bear's front. Each haircut could add fur...
I'm having ideas for a Pseudopod story.
My life will have been justified if I have played a small part in the inspiration of this excellent idea. Foreskin, teeth, hair... why, it only requires an animating spirit to become a My Little Brother TM Golem.
If we work hard, we can make this puppy available for Drabblecast swag in time to put it under your Christmas tree.
Do you hear me, Santa?
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