Bernard Madoff was surprised to find himself standing in front of the Prince of Darkness. Even more surprising, he was in a classy executive suite. Satan had the look of senior management and was wearing a very nice italian suit.
"Expecting fire and brimstone, Bernie?" asked Satan. "Not to worry, that's for the rabble." He continued, "I think I have just the position for a man of your talents during your stay with us."
Madoff was soon on his new job. As his first customers entered through the automatic doors he gave them a smile and said "Welcome to Walmart!"
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Bernie's Retirement
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Bernie's Retirement
by eric_marsh on Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:55 am
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Re: Bernie's Retirement
by strawman on Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:30 am
I know people who dream of being Walmart greeters.
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Re: Bernie's Retirement
by eric_marsh on Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:36 am
strawman wrote:I know people who dream of being Walmart greeters.
No kidding?
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Re: Bernie's Retirement
by ROU Killing Time on Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:38 am
That's how Walmart is viewed in parts of Portland. Great prices if you don't mind the part about being damned for eternity....
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